Having survived its tumultuous birth, The Body Politic returns this Wednesday (9 p.m.) for its second attempt to upend the underground techno/house scene in Chicago (it’s closer to Lilliputians lighting matches between a clubbers’ toes, but one step at a time). This month we’re fortunate enough to have excellent DJ/producer/our friend Tyrel Williams spinning with us. Williams collaborates with two others as The Electric Doors (who are rumored to be touring Europe this summer, keep your peepers peeled), produces solo goods and has earned his stripes at Chicago’s legendary house of vinyl, Gramaphone. We hope to see you out on Wednesday. It’s free and the beer is cheaper than usual!
We aim to have more guests in the coming months, so if you’re a quality DJ rolling through Chicago on the first Wednesday of a month, give us a shout.
I think I should add that even if you’re not rolling through Chicago on the first Wednesday of the month drop us a line anyways.
We’re very interested in bringing artists that we know and love to Chicago.
Agrizzled.
RE: CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL
SIR/MADAM,
I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT ON BEHALF OF THE BODY POLITIC, THE FEATURED DJ, TYREL WILLIAMS, NOT MINDING THE CONSEQUENCES, BUT HOPING THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND OUR AWESOME PARTY HENCE THE NEED FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE AND CO-OPERATION.
I AM PRINCE ISA AHMED THE YOUNGER BROTHER TO FEATURED DJ TYREL WILLIAMS OF GRAMAPHONE RECORDS. WE GOT YOUR CONTACT WHILE GOING THROUGH HIS LIBRARY OF JACKING TECHNO AND HOUSE RECORDS AND HOPE THAT YOU CAN GIVE US ADEQUATE ASSISTANCE.
MY AIM OF CONTACTING YOU IS TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THROWING AN AWESOME PARTY E AND POUNDING 4/4 BASS INTO YOUR TRUSTED BANK ACCOUNT ABROAD. THESE TUNES WERE PART OF THE FUNK, WHICH WAS FOUND IN FEATURED DJ TYREL WILLIAMS’ PRIVATE ROOM. IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIS SUDDEN AWESOMENESS LAST YEAR AND HE QUICKLY INFORMED ME, SINCE I VIRTUALLY RUN MOST OF HIS SECRET FUNK HERE IN NIGERIA AND OVERSEAS, AS HE HAS A LOT OF CONFIDENCE IN ME AND FORTUNATELY WITH MY IMMEDIATE ASSISTANCE, AND CONTACT WE WERE ABLE TO DEPOSIT THE JACK IN A SECURITY VAULT PENDING WHEN THE WHOLE SITUATION WILL BE POPPING OFF TOMORROW NIGHT WEDNESDAY APRIL 2ND @ TUMBAO 3213 W. ARMITAGE, LOGAN SQUARE.
PRESENTLY, ALL THE FAMILY JACK ACCOUNTS ABROAD WERE FROZEN BY OUR FORMER HEAD OF STATE GENERAL ABDUSALAMI ABUBAKAR BECAUSE OF ALLEGED DEEP BASS AND DOPE TRACKS. BUT FORTUNATELY FOR US, THE BODY POLITIC, WE ARE NOW IN A DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT, AND THIS IS OUR OPPORTUNITY TO REMOVE THE JACK OUT OF NIGERIA, WE ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU 30% OF THE FUNK AFTER THE TRANSACTION FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION. ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS AN ASSURANCE THAT YOU CAN HANDLE THE AMOUNT OF SIQNESS INVOLVED COMFORTABLY AND ALSO I CAN TRUST YOU WITH THIS VERY DEEP ARRANGEMENT.
I REST ASSURED THAT THERE IS NO RISK INVOLVED SINCE I HAVE TAKEN CARE OF THE BASSBINS?
I WANT YOU TO IMMEDIATELY INFORM ME OF YOUR WILLINGNESS IN ASSISTING / CO-OPERATING / PARTYING WITH US ON MY E-MAIL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN SEND YOU FULL DETAILS OF THIS DOPE DOPE PARTY AND LET MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR A NIGHT OF DJSDRINKSANDFUN AND DISCUSS AT LENGTH ON HOW TO TRANSFER THE SAID FUNK. FINALLY, I AM TRUSTING ON YOUR FULL UNDERSTANDING OF THE ABOVE AND HOPING THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY. AWAITING WITH INTEREST YOUR RESPONSE AND HOPING TO DEVELOP GOOD PARTY RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
PRINCE ISA AHMED + THE BODY POLITIC DJ’S: CAVALRY, STEVE MIZEK, AND JAMES KARTSAKLIS
HILARIOUS!!
I would love to come out, but Wednesdays is salsa night! Unlucky!
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